Joining the Mile High Club


Joining the Mile High Club
Photo by wish.co.uk
Have you always wanted to become a member of the Mile High Club, but were just a little bit chicken to actually go ahead and do it on regular airline travel? I might have just found the perfect way to get around that. A company called wish.co.uk is selling Mile High Club packages that will allow you and the partner or partners(!) of your choice to get down to business in the back of a private jet.

No more fondling under the blankets in cramped economy seats or sneaking off one by one to the filthy airplane loo with your feet lodged in the toilet bowl. Not to mention the risk of getting caught by the air crew and being taken the piss out off in front of the rest of the passengers. Talk about romance killers. No, this experience will let you join the Elusive club in style and with the utmost discretion.

Joining the mile high club
Photo by wish.co.uk

The experience starts with aperitifs in the VIP lounge where you will be greeted by the pilot. After boarding and the obligatory and a-sexy safety instructions you'll be offered some mood-enhancing chocolates and champagne while the plane gets off the tarmac. When the captain switches off the seat-belts signs, you can get off as well and make use of the cabin any which way you want. The flight only takes about an hour so make sure not to waste any time, although if you prefer the loving to be slow, you can request a longer flight..

Wish.co.uk offers basic packages starting from £4,990, which include use of the VIP room,champagne and chocolates and complimentary drinks form the bar. You can also request your favourite 'get in the mood' music. After you've become a fully fledged member of the Mile High Club you your picture will be taken with the pilot. Additional frills such as rose petals, toys or silky sheets can be requested at an extra charge. The flight takes about an hour, but can be extended if you just need a little bit more time. For more information, have a look on this website:

http://wish.co.uk/mile-high-club/


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